I know nothing except for the fact of my ...
An individual who dies while infected with a mutant strain of a symbiotic virus. The virus reanimates the body, keeping it moving. A Type 1 Viral Zombie is driven to feed, and through feeding, to infect and spread their disease. They move quite slowly and are typically not very intelligent, though ...
• Hide all pictures of hot sisters, moms and first cousins. • Open liquor bottles and dust the bar to give the impression you actually use it. • As a courtesy, move printed porn from the bedroom to the bathroom. • Scan DVR playlist and remove embarrassing TV programs like daytime talk ...
If a chick inquires about another Bros sexual history, a Bro shall honor the Brode of Silence and play dumb. Better to have women think all men are stupid than to tell the truth.
A Bro may ask his Bro(s) to help him move, but only after first disclosing an honest estimate on both time commitment and number of large pieces of furniture. If the Bro has vastly underestimated either, his Bros retain the right to leave his possessions where they are – in most cases, stuck in the ...
A Bro will drop whatever he's doing and rush to help his Bro dump a chick. It's normal for a Bro to get confused and disorientated when dumping a chick. For some reason he's worried she'll become agitated or even violent after he calmly explains his desire to have sex with her friends. This is when ...
If a Bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when full-grown. Naming a lapdog after a Football Player or a character from a Bruce Willis movie does not absolve a Bro from this article.
A bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it. Who knows, what was considered stupid might now be cool.
The bond between two men is stronger than the bond between a man and a woman because, on average, men are stronger than women. That's just science.
