bro-proofing your home
• Hide all pictures of hot sisters, moms and first cousins.
• Open liquor bottles and dust the bar to give the impression you actually use it.
• As a courtesy, move printed porn from the bedroom to the bathroom.
• Scan DVR playlist and remove embarrassing TV programs like daytime talk shows.
• Open all windows.
• Display all remote controls on the coffee table, regardless of functionality.
• Disconnect answering machine, or…
• Call Mom an hour before your Bros arrive.
• Coasters, coasters, coasters!
• Sign out of email account.
• Usher girlfriend/booty call off the premises.
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- Industry/Domain: Relationships
- Category: Interpersonal relationships
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